thedailywhat:

Afternoon Snack: This footage of Lil’ Bear and Tala the wolf playing with each other at Farmington’s Woodland Zoo is exactly two voice actors away from being a Disney movie about animal friends from different worlds battling the odds.

[dpaf.]

Why Camera Nerds Can Be the Worst Nerds

epic4chan:

geek feed:

Here’s one for Dennis Ritchie  画

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Shaved 

** WATCH THIS VIDEO! WATCH THIS VIDEO! **

I always wanted to start a Douchery post with the following line….. CHECK OUT THESE FOUR-ALARM-ASSHOLES! Sorry for the brash intro but I’m hung over and in a bit of a mood. Then I see these two geniuses, and I flipped my bill. Frankly, she appears to be drunk and Captain Cue Ball seems to be enjoying this shave session perhaps a bit too much. It’s like watching some weird four play ritual that always ends in an empty six packs of wine coolers, bodily fluids strewn about, and a hairless dude. 

But every villain needs a hero, and we’ve got one right here! Look at the gentleman sitting to the left. THAT’S A NEW YORKER! He’s got a seat. He’s got a newspaper. You can do whatever you want next to him and as long as there is no eye contact! Because he’s been working all day and doesn’t have to buy into whatever weird shit you’re doing for attention. If these two goofballs ever read this blog… I’m only joking around! Nothing but love because the two of you look like you’ve done jail time. 

*** Big thanks to Brian! He’s always looking out for The Douchery. Check out his website BrianGrosz.com & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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thedailywhat:

Crazyass Japanese Thing of the Day: Hooters and Hello Kitty — together at last?

Hooters Tokyo has teamed up with Sanrio to offer the first 1,000 Valentine’s Day patrons special commemorative pins featuring Hello Kitty dressed up as a Hooters waitress which apprently is not creepy at all.

In addition, the boobs and hot wings joint will be serving two limited edition “HOOTERS VALENTINE SPECIAL PARFAITS” — The Volcano of Love and the Rock of Love.

“Cute cute,” says the company in its official press release. Quite.

[eater.]

The Sinister Side of Fairy Tales

full series on Thomas Czarnecki’s site

thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer of the Day: First full theatrical trailer for Marc Webb’s The Amazing Spider-Man.

The franchise reboot, which stars Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Martin Sheen, Sally Field, and Denis Leary, is scheduled to open wide July 3rd.

[sony.]

thedailywhat:

Everything Went As Expected of the Day: Dad puts a firecracker down a manhole, presumable to show his kids why they shouldn’t put firecrackers down manholes.

[b3ta.]

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: Mondays suck — so here’s a time-lapse video of a tortoise eating a pile of fruits and vegetables.

[buzzfeed.]